1. It is illegal to smoke an Armadillo on Sundays.

2. It is illegal to wrestle a bear in church.

3. It is illegal to impersonate a beaver in a bank.

4. It is illegal to harvest corn on Elvis Presley¹s birthday.

5. It is illegal to shave a mule in the main street.

6. It is illegal to run for President if you have ever dated a Muskrat.

7. It is illegal for a woman to wear a moustache on her wedding day.

8. It is illegal to fire a cannon at the Mayor on Groundhog Day.

9. It is illegal to marry a moose without a special permit.

10. It is illegal to be nude and drive a tractor in Manhattan.

11. It is illegal to catch an alligator using you wife as bait.

12. It is illegal to attempt to fly in a wheelchair across Niagara Falls.

13. It is illegal to swap a coyote for beer.

14. It is illegal to stand for Congress using the name "Elizabeth, Queen of England".

15. It is illegal to appear on television holding an Aardvark.

16. It is illegal to hitch a Yak to a fire hydrant.

17. It is illegal to use a team of prairie dogs to tow a trailer.

18. It is illegal to get a Moose drunk if it intends driving home.

19. It is illegal to take a mongoose to church.

20. It is illegal to for women to shave their beards on religious holidays.